Aguilar: Toasts!

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HERE'S to PDU30. May your second year in office be much better than your first one!

May you stop the ISIS from aggravating the Marawi crisis!

May you not put the media in the dark!

Here’s to the Pambansang Kamao for winning the battle in Brisbane, according to some sources and for losing the world welterweight to the Horn of Australia!

Here is to abstinence – provided it’s in moderation!

May all the terrorists in Marawi get to heaven an hour before the devil knows they’re dead!

May the corrupt officials live a hundred years and a month to repent!

May you slide down the banister of life with nary a splinter!

Here’s to our wives an sweethearts may they never meet!

Let’s drink to the soup. May it be seen and not heard!

Here’s to the happiest days of my life

Spent in the arms of another’s man wife

My mother’s!

Here is to dear Madam Tin Tin

For her life held no terrors

Born a virgin died a virgin

No hits no runs no errors

Here’s to your eyes and mine

Here’s to your lips and mine

The former have met

The latter have not yet

So let’s drink to that moment sublime!

May we kiss who we please

May we please who we kiss!

May your luck be like the capital of Ireland always Dublin!

May we drink to the thirst which is yet to come!

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